name? audrey
age? 16
height? 5' 9
weight? 145
short job description? future employee at Bed Bath and Beyond!
personality flaws? fear of abandonment. im a perfectionist
distinguishing characteristics? i drool a lot... i sweat a lot.
hair colour? dirty blonde/light brown
real hair colour? dirty blonde/light brown
education? high school
pants size? 9

Last...
book you read? prozac nation
movie you watched? dogma
person you kissed? carter
person you say "i love you" to? kdkhsdf;idfasioec
time you got drunk? i don't remember
time you woke up with someone elses underwear on? hmm. this morning
stupid thing you said? whatever i said the last time i spoke
person you cuddled with? courtney hehehehe
time you were naked in public? well like just those few times with allyson and keiko
fell down the stairs? today after every period
time you had to take medication? for what? last night. athsma and depression

Time To Play Favourites...
muppet? beeker
colour? blue, green
shoes? flipflops or sambas.
country? japan
weapon? machine gun
artist? Monet--------alkaline trio
male vocalist? not entirely sure
female vocalist? alanis
instrument? tamborine/ cow bell
music genre? many much
vice? romance
food? so much., i really love everything. right now i could go for a cheeseburger and fries. or pizza.
cologne? sui dreams/curve
sight? an unexpected smile
actors? john cusak
actresses? marilyn monroe
quote? "this could be love... love for fire"
new thing? my anger and open mindedness
old thing? my comfort in sadness
rave? i dont know but i want to go to one
people? my friends.
person? who knows
place to relax? my bed, or couch
place to be pissed off? at the computer
natual disaster? el nino
state? i haven't been to enough of them. i like oregon. im such a loser
city? to me it would be san diego

Worst...
sex? someday i will be able to answer that
place to relax? the car
place to be pissed off? the car
place you've had sex? i hate this question?
hospital? st alexia
state? illinois. or maybe montana.
city? schaumburg
country? north korea
male vocalist? almost all of them
female vocalist? avril. ha. fucker.
instrument? the kazoo
music genre? R and B
vice? romance
alcohol? captain morgan's
food? anchovies
weird smell? death
sight? sad eyes
actors? most
actresses? britney spears

Who...
fucked up your life the most? its best not to say.
made your life better? carter, courtney, harrison, keiko, sarah, charlie, cebo, chris.
are you afraid of? carter
do you hate, or just dislike a whole lot? i dont know. a lot of people.
do you love? one
was the last person that bought something for you? no one for a while
was the last person you got into a fight with? i dont really fight with people. courtney makes fun of me every day though
was the last person you gave head to? greg


Sex...
sexual preference? boy
favourite time of day to have sex? sdnviuarhg
favourite positions? hibveariuvnksd
fetishes? nucuoasnioef
favourite place to have sex? on top of a double decker bus in a thunderstorm
favourite people to have sex with? vnaindsr;goaei
fantasies? hahahaha
how old were you when you first had sex? i will do it. i will do it 9 times.
what kind of people are you attracted to? mysterious/emotionally unavailable
what turns you on? pretty much everything. playing guitar.
nastiest thing or most taboo thing you've ever done while having sex? i can do it. i will do it. i will do it 9 times
favourite sex toy? " "
favourite porn star? ron jeremy
do you own any porn? no
have you ever been told to shut the fuck up while fucking? hahahaa no
have you ever busted out laughing while fucking? haha no
how many times a day or how often do you have sex? i dont
do you give head? not on a regular basis
do you enjoy it? not in a big way
ever wanted to fuck a cartoon character? no
do you intend to breed? haha yeah
have you ever been penetrated with a foreign object? hahaha
ever fantisized about the energizer bunny? no haha
do you know what smoking porn is? no
are you turned on b disturbing smells? no. ha
do you prefer fresh or rotting corpses? first available
do you have sex with a person for the first time if they're drunk? no
have you ever tried to have sex with someone who was sleeping? haha no
if someone were to pay you 2 million dollars once every year for the rest of your life would you fuck a farm animal? which animal?
have you ever had sex with someone that farted while you were fucking? haha no but that sounds so funny
have you ever had sex in the public? no not even in private
did the phone ever ring while you were having sex? did you answer it? n/a
have you ever tied someone up? whipped them? left them there? yes. just call me the agressor
if someone you were very attracted to, who is 10+ years older that you, wanted to fuck, would you? what about 10 years younger? nah. i can't see being attracted to anyone who is 26 or 6
would you fuck your best friends boy/girl friend while they were out of town? what if they were REALLY hot? no.
have you ever had sex with a pregnant chick? would you? no. no i would not.
have you ever had sex with someone that was obese? would you? no. ha
have you ever eaten ass? eeeeghag corn hole corn hole corn hole
have you ever has your ass eaten? hahahaha corn hold holendoaing
are you turned on by or terrified by clowns? turned on baby
do cybernetics turn you on? not really
what about puppets/muppets/feebles? haha no just carter
have you ever finished a rubix cube? yes. i cheated.
have you ever had an orgy? no.
whats the largest amount of people you had sex with at the same time? 3000
have you ever had sex at a party? oh many times. followed by a milk challenge
on camera? no
how many people have you had sex with? zero
do you wank? haha no
what about while having sex? no haha
have you ever been turned on at the gyno? ive never been
do squirrels really like nuts? its more likely than not
are you turned on by lava men or lord zorgon? yes. oh hot hot lava.
do drugs increase your sexual experience? i dont know.
have you ever been raped? did you enjoy it? isavnosignj
do you scratch, tear, bite, scream? uiuvheirhgd
does santa turn you on? yes that jolly old st. nick
how about the tooth fairy? i havent seen her much lately
have you ever had sex in church? was it a priest or nun? no?
does girl on girl hardcore action turn you on? no. no it doesnt.
how about anal? not that eiether
do you talk during sex? what about? i can imagine talking during sex.
has anyone ever quoted poetry to you as a pickup line? did it work? no. ive never had any pick up lines
does it piss you off when people leave their socks on in bed? i dont think it would
who's your favourite rocky character? bullwinkle
have you ever had "relations" with someone of the same gender? no i havent
do you like to be tickled? yeah. im not ticklish. but i would enjoy it either way.
how about scratched? yeah maybe
what famous people do you want to fuck? john cusak
have you ever broken someone? in what way? oh im a heartbreaker alright
have you ever been broken? like house broken.
any genital piercings? a principeceafaslkhpfd
would you fuck someone in a hospital? if they were the patient? only in the morgue
do you like cum? yes, yes i do.
how many of your current friends have you slept with? none
what's more erotic: kissing above or below the waist? belowwwwwwwwwww




i stole this from krista's live journal and i took out like 1/6 the questions because i thought they were stupid. i think this entire thing was stupid and i shouldnt have done it.