Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Indy the Fatty

well if you have a dog with bad teeth, i don't recommend switching to science diet t/d. unless you want a fat dog with bad teeth.

i haven't worked out in a week. i need more time! where is the time!?

i don't really know how i'm going to take genetics next semester if you have to check on  your flies every six hours and i obviously can't drive to dekalb every 6 hours to do that.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

"See Mom, I told you it was a girl"

I have changed my career path three times in the last 7 posts. kill me. Well its going to end up being one of them.

the title of this post refers to a comment this girl made to her mom as i was passing them while running around Volkening lake.

I still don't have my tattoo memorized

I'm excited about the Droid for several reasons:
1. it runs Android as an operating system rather than windows or linux.
2. FINALLY a cool and decent phone from Motorola
3. FINALLY a cool and decent Motorola phone on Verizon

is it still ok to say "cool"? i just reread that and thought it sounded really lame.

Thank god i opted for the one year contract on my current piece of shit toy phone.

This weekend is the ski and snowboard convention and i need to get new boots cheap. My permanent euro-frostbite is going to get annoying.

Matt is officially 23 and Courtney isn't far behind. The closer we get to 25, the more terrified i am of actually starting my life. Luckily none of us really have careers yet so i still feel like we are 20.

Someone at Northern called me an OLE yesterday when i was wearing my usual stolaf attire. I was so excited even though it was a 75 year old man.

June the horse died at the Heritage farm on Saturday. It was sad.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

brilliance surrounds me

I will judge you if you can't even come close to finishing the Tribune's Monday crossword puzzle.

I will hate you for saying "I did good" or any variation thereof. by saying this, any moderately intelligent comments you may have made earlier are completely negated.

I don't even think I need to say anything about "I don't got nothing."

this is non-negotiable.


This phase of my life is less endurable than purgatory. Yes, that is a little dramatic.