im sick of busy weekends

all this mature talk about cohabitation only to 180 when things dont end perfectly later on
..

which is real?

really brilliant

grow up.

It ain't me babe. It ain't me you're looking for.

in the end, i can see myself not being what you want. right now though, i don't know how close you are to figuring that out for yourself.

i am a truly boring person and i'm ok with that. i don't live on the edge of anything. i care about money and stability and my future and my career. i think about where i want to be in 10 years. i'm not spontaneous. i would rather own a house than be married. i don't know if i'll ever be ready for the commitment of marriage. i'm not as smart as i like to think i am, or as clever, or as interesting. i'm disorganized and messy. i appreciate order, but not enough to maintain it. i don't have any problem with the 9-5. i don't need constant stimulation. i can't ever really stop thinking. most of this thinking is just me over exaggerating and over analyzing every interaction or conversation i have with anyone until i've beat it to death and no longer have any idea what the initial intent or meaning actually was. i rarely have anything positive to say about myself but i don't think i'm really that self-pitying or self-loathing. i guess more emotionally self-deprecating than anything else. i fit well into stereotypes and rarely defy them. i will always hate dressing well/getting dressed up/wearing anything other than sweatpants. this is the most annoying aspect of law school.

i'm already annoyed with this whole post.

In real life, no one chases after you.

Tlc overload

I thought our relationship would be easier with us both being students but I actually feel like we see eachother less.

In other news, there are 17.6 grams of fat in every Brownie with this recipe I'm making right now. Fabulous.

why is life so expensive

and will someone just publish this shit?

"what about that tighter more stylish h&m hoodie?"

do i belong on what not to wear?

talk about indecisive

i need to run more. i need to make excuses less. i need to rejoin bally. hopefully its actually just $20 a month. my knees hurt and i want to start swimming instead because everyone knows the eliptical is just a waste of time and does absolutely nothing as far as exercise is concerned. i really don't want to study for these tests tomorrow. i'm doomed. i hate studying in my house because i just come up with different excuses to eat things when i'm not hungry. i have to go to the library to actually get anything done without exceeding my daily calorie limit. maybe i will go to the library but that means i have to put jeans back on and i really hate that idea. plus people in the library aren't even quiet.

i really just want this semester and all future years of my life that are counted in semesters to be over.  i'm already sick of grad school and i havent even gotten there yet. im terrified to take the GRE. im terrified to retake the LSAT and score lower than i already have. i don't know if its worth the money to take a GRE class.  linda wants me to take the summer off from school and just focus on the GRE. this idea makes a lot of sense but then in the fall i will be applying to schools and also taking physics and micro. plus i don't know if these places even accept micro that doesnt have gen. bio as a prereq. if thats the case i  might be dividing my fall up between schools AGAIN and that would just be awful.

my tentative plan right now is to see how i actually end up doing in  biochem. if i can pull off an A, then i will continue. but realisically i will continue anyway even if i get a B so that is kind of a pointless statement. I guess i also have to see how hard physics is before i plan to take the GRE. IF i do well in biochem and IF i do well in phsyics, i might not take a GRE class. but i probably will anyway. so if i take micro over the summer i will likely take it at UIC because it only meets 2 or 3 days a week and i can take the train and i don't have to go to dekalb. i can also take a GRE class over the summer if i do this. Then i would only have physics left to take in the fall while i'm applying.

The problem is i need to take the GRE relatively early because my score will determine whether or not I take the LSAT again. If i don't do extremely well on the GRE, I will retake the LSAT. i might even pay for ANOTHER LSAT class. I absolutely need an RX for atavan before any of this goes down. I need to get in touch with professors re. letters of rec.

but right now i have to work on getting 100s on these tests tomorrow. because i think that is the only choice i can actually make today. but first im going to procrastinate and literally draw a flow chart of the next 12 months.

Nobody likes you when you're 23

HP7 with Eric and Linda

My hair is a nest

It really is.

Can I get out of work already!?

I've got nothing clever to say.

I need to go to the podiatrist soon since Courtney has pretty much assured me that I have horns growing out of the tops of my feet that will likely necessitate below the knee amputation.

I guess I do exaggerate more than the average person.

fml

this summer i will be taking the GRE and also most likely retaking the LSAT. im sad about this. im sad that i didn't do well on it the first time and i'm sad that taking it again isn't going to make much of a difference. im just sad in general now. i thought this whole thing would be a more positive experience that reaffirmed why i'm doing what i'm doing. instead it makes me second guess everything and start to seriously consider career paths i never thought i would want/need to. I would rather be 200k in debt and graduate with a JD than 200k in debt and fail out of vet school because i can't keep up with the material. i honestly don't know what i was thinking. i don't even know what science is. I'm really running out of ideas. and i'm starting to think i can't get into any type of grad school anywhere. in which case, i have no idea where to go from here.


Vet

1. Illinois
2. Purdue
3. Minnesota
4. Oregon State

Law

1. Lewis and Clark
2. University of Oregon
3. University of Utah
4. Seattle University
5. Denver
6. IIT-Kent
7. Gonzaga

risk management

now that it is almost impossible for me to get an A in Biochem, i have definitely decided to apply to law school and vet school at the same time.

lame.

If i get rejected from both, i will be totally lost.

Am i annoying or what am i?

I don't really like going trap missing. Because I'm certainly not shooting anything.

Barnaby's pizza is so good!

Why is this fat Guy hovering around the car while I sit in it? And why does autocorrect capitalize "guy." How many people could there possibly be named Guy that would warrent it being more reasonable for autocorrect than the normal noun. I'm certainly not friends with any "Guys" and I definitely wouldn't ever be If they pronounced it "geeey"

Boo

I will not register for the GRE until I get my grade for biochem. I just refuse.

I will wait up tonight hoping to hear you come in the house, even though I know you never will.

Final straw

For the record, I would always come back after a fight.

Trippingly on the tongue.

I love when Vince Vaughn Does warm ups before his Joseph performance in 4 Christmases by saying "red leather yellow leather." I wish I majored in theater. Just as impractical as English but more fun!

I want a gingerbread latte!!! Ill have to go run 3 miles so I can justify it.

But first I have to fail this biochem test. Lewis and Clark law here I come!!!

Sick of it all

I swear if I don't get at least a b in biochem I'm applying to law school. This time I mean it.

1:58

Annoyed but glad to be done.

Tin man

I don't want to run this half Marathon tomorrow and if I don't beat my last time (1:57:23) by at least 10 seconds I'm going to be annoyed.

26 degrees here I come.

Prereq ridiculous

I'm glad I don't meet Harper college's reading prerequisite for microbiology when I have a BA in English. I hate academia. When I send you my transcripts, FUCKING SAVE THEM!

A.d.i.d.a.4r.

All day I dream about 4runners. And what it would be like to have a car with 4 doors and 4 wheel drive. 4444444!


Also- awesome about alexi losing!

political interest or unrest?

its nice to see so many people interested in politics even if they are misguided democrats who believe "mom on a mission" is a legit campaign slogan. hahahaha. go vote!

Stop hitting my car

I really just want a 4runner. I think a steel bumper would look kind of stupid on my accord.

Haitus?

Halloween is always really lame. Next year I am going to be Annie Hall. Because I'm just so into Menswear.

Half marathon in 5 days. If I don't improve by at least a minute I'm going to be annoyed but defintiely not surprised.

Don't feed your dog Kibbles N Bits. Don't feed your cat Alley Cat. These are both very pathetic excuses for pet food. If you can't afford Iams, then you can't afford your animal.

Who wouldn't want to publish this brilliance?