stole this!

So, what'​s your name?​
Audrey


And you'​re how old?
21. im a spring chicken.


Did it rain today​?​
No.



Have you ever dated​/​had a crush​ on a guy named​ Micha​el?​
ugh unfortunately i made that mistake sophomore year of high school but it was promptly corrected a week later.



Do you have a favor​ite TV comme​rcial​?​
i hate them all.


Would​ you rathe​r be calle​d hot, cute,​ or beaut​iful?​
beautiful


How many times​ have you gotte​n deten​tion in schoo​l?​
3



Do you have a littl​e siste​r?​
no



Do you like Taylo​r Swift​?​
no



Do you like to liste​n to the radio​ when you'​re in the car?
if i can get good ones. which means only chicago stations.



Do you own anyth​ing from Tiffa​ny & Co?
yeah. do i know where they are? no.



If you have a boyfr​iend/​girlf​riend​,​ how long have you guys been toget​her?​
17 months tomorrow. wow. thats long! no breaks! im a badass.



Tell me a fact about​ the last perso​n that texte​d you:
im driving 4.5 hours with her in 5 days! and we are eating awesome food! and she is my best friend. and she is the only one who reads this.


When'​s the last time you ate at Taco Bell?​
i wish 15 minutes ago but unfortunately its been like a year.


Have you ever been to New York?​
yeah for the worst year of my life!​


True or false​:​ Miley​ Cyrus​ is the most annoy​ing perso​n ever.
false, she has big gums that show when she smiles, like me!


Do you like to wear flip-​flops​?​
they are definitely better than any other shoe



What is your favor​ite salad​ dress​ing?​
bleu cheese.



Do you miss an ex boyfr​iend/​girlf​riend​?​
No.


Have you ever been to Disne​y World​?​
yeah. it was all lame except splash mountain. except when we went when i was 2 i apparently loved the dumbo ride.



Is your compu​ter a Dell?​
NEVER AGAIN!



Have you ever broke​n anyth​ing becau​se you were mad?
i crushed a lot of dried flowers. wow anger management here i come!


Do you like weari​ng headb​ands?​
no they hurt me.


Have you ever been in a long dista​nce relat​ionsh​ip?​
im in one now. they suck. get me back to schaumburg.



What was the last thing​ you ate?
a pear. ew. now im going to throw up, it was a little rotten.



Do you like the song Crush​ by David​ Archu​leta?​
no



Do you write​ in cursi​ve or print​?​
print. i had to write some statement in cursive on the lsat and it was so bad thats probably why i bombed it.


Have your paren​ts ever hated​ your boyfr​iend/​girlf​riend​?​
i dont know about hate, but they were concerned for my safety and his mental stability.



Who were you with the last time you went to the movie​ theat​er?​
Jaye



When'​s the last time you had an Oreo?​
i dont like them.



How old were you when you got your first​ cell phone​?​
14th birthday!



Who was the last perso​n to call you baby?​
Matt.



When'​s the last time you went to Wal-​Mart?​
ew who knows i repress those memories.



Do you and your best frien​d share​ cloth​es?​
well i take hers but she hates all mine. so i feel a little bad about that.


Are you happy​ with your life at the momen​t?​
very much so



What'​s the last thing​ you drank​?​
water



What time did you get to sleep​ last night​?​
1:20


Did you go outsi​de for more than 30 minut​es today​?​
maybe cumulative walks from buildings but probably not.


What'​s somet​hing you would​n'​t wish on your worst​ enemy​?​
Art 252 at st. olaf.



Do you think​ the drink​ing age shoul​d be lower​ed to 18?
morons are morons. i dont think it really matters.


Do you like Obama​?​
he's pretty nice and cares about the environment. so he's won me over.



Last sport​ing event​ you watch​ed on TV?
real world/road rules challenge.



Last thing​ that touch​ed your lips?​
the pear i ate


Is cheat​ing ever okay?​
absolutely not.



Waiti​ng on anyth​ing?​
the drive home on wednesday!


Are you pregn​ant?​
Not that i know of.


Did you brush​ your teeth​ today​?​
of course.


What book are you curre​ntly readi​ng?​
Great Expectations. Environmental Law and Policy.


Ever buste​d a lip?
yeah 4th grade. thanks a lot peter you jackass.


Have you ever cried​ cause​ you were mad?
i don't cry for much else haha.


Who was the last perso​n you smack​ed?​
i wish most of the student body at stolaf. but actually probably johnny the last time i was in winona hitting and kicking.


Who was the last perso​n of the oppos​ite sex you had a serio​us convo​ with?​
Ann or Matt


Who was drivi​ng the last time you were in a car?
Always me.



Do you have trust​ issue​s?​
obviously

best friends, ex friends til the end.

i still talk about keiko all the time. its like a bad break up that i never got over. i hope eventually i do. im sick of hearing myself talk about her. ive actually been sick of talking about her for the last 3 years.

i still talk about sarah too, which is almost worse. actually it is worse. yeah 6 years of holding a grudge!!

love ya!

i am so excited for this drive with courtney. ive been planning the meals for the last 2 days.

walking on eggshells

i don't know where to go from here.

two points for honesty

everyone has insecurities

but this isn't fair.

i don't see what anyone could see in anyone else but you

i like eating alone. its just so much easier.

i cant believe seth rogen was in donnie darko and as a fat bully side kick no less.

i'm watching The Savages instead of studying for the LSAT.

court you would like movie.

i have a stye. in my eye. sty?

whatever. i want to go home.

this movie hits too close to home.

also-a side note

in response to courtney's Sarah Palin bashing...

polar bears ARE endangered!!! THEY DONT HAVE ANYMORE ICE! im going to cry about this before i get back to Dickens. I don't even want to vote. they are both idiots.

ANARCHY IN THE U.K.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate bill beckett but...

"Well the neighbors have complained damn near every night."

unfortunately the only thing i can really work out to or run to is the Academy and fall out boy. I just can't get used to calling them the academy is... so im not going to. I wish i didn't have lame pseudo-connections to these bands that showed me what assholes some of the members are. I could remain in blissful pop rock ignorance forever.

i saw my first roommate from sophomore year the other day. a moments glance ruined my semester. kidding. but i do hate her and i have never had so much pent up rage for a particular person.

in her infamous words as she walked out the door and out of my life, "I'm goin to Iowa."

absolutely beautiful and poignant on every literary level.

I have probably repeated that quote in at least 4 other posts but its so perfect and since courtney is the only one who really reads this, its more for her than anyone else.

McRib is back!

Now i'm just putting off my reading. I had all these creative things to say that i thought of on the verge of sleep last night (how stream of consciousness of me!) but now i forgot them all. It was probably just a series of witty insults to carrie stillman.

and yes i can hold a grudge like nobodys business. does this mean i'm not going to live as long as other nice people? where is the face full of jostons snl skit? i want to watch it now!

IRREGARDLESS!

i need new jeans. denim denim denim! why? i really just want to wear sweatpants all day for life!!!

also- i need start looking for a job for when i graduate in like 8 months? wow that is SICK! sick bad for sure. and its lame that the only thing they have here are MINNESOTA job fairs. I guess i should have gone to illinois wesleyan. oh well.

and carter dropped out of u of i? now hes in the parkland college or something network. i dont know but it sounds like a community college. whats up with that? (this was directed specifically to courtney, obviously)

dear god get this academy off my itunes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

August Premier 4EVA! where is that fucking hoodie? its been missing for about 6 years.

BOZ tattoo

I think I figured out what my first tattoo might be. totally uncomplicated and relatively small.

BOZ

its the pseudonym that Charles Dickens published under. Its cool because Charles Dickens is one of the most important literary figures of all time. Its also cool cause its short.

I have a ton of work today and also LSAT studying. this will be a boring day.

I promise you I'm doing the best that I can.

courtney is a better blogger than me. This is going to be a really tiring semester followed by another really tiring semester followed by a really tiring life. As my itunes shuffles from one bad song to the next i wish i could get back to a less stressful time of my life, but according to this blog, that point must have been before 2002 because nothing written in this describes the easy life of a stress free adolescent. Young adult angst has taken hold and i would be totally content to go back home after graduating and repeat this last summer for at least 3 more years. I don't know if my parents would actually kick me out but I kind of doubt it.

I don't understand why my mom calls me with absolutely nothing to say. example:

mom: hiiiii
me: hi
mom: i haven't sent the stuff you asked me to send yet.
me: why not?
mom: i keep forgetting the box at work.
me: oh
...silence...
mom: eric wants me to send him shower shoes
me:...cool. tell him to walk to target.
...silence...
mom: axle got a haircut today and he has a back-to-school bandana with school busses on it.
me: awesome...
...silence...
me: well...
mom: okayyyy well maybe i'll call this weekend.
me: ok talk to you later
mom: byeeeeeeeeeee


Effexor is terrible. I would never recommend it to anyone. I'm kind of psychotic without it, but at least now i can orgasm.

I'm a modern girl but I fold in half so easily.

You didn't ask me how my first days of classes went.

In the spirit of back to school

Since katie is in France and updating i thought i would throw and update into the mix because i am spontaneous like that.

axle has a new purple bunny stuffed animal that he loves.

Indy has evil in her eyes but i love her so much it doesn't matter. we've decided shes a jack russell/greyhound/other mix. the other has a giant tail because her tail is at least half to 3/4 the length of her body. she 10 months old. we think. who knows.

I hate the burger king commercial for the cheesy bacon tendercrisp chicken sandwich because the cow is really scary looking.

i made these cool picture frames that i'm going to put on my wall when i move in.

summer has been good and unproductive.

also Spike TV has way too many auto tech school commercials. Just because i'm watching CSI in the middle of the day and clearly unemployed doesn't mean i want to be a mechanic.

Matt is going to be a Firefighter. he's a really cute when he takes blood pressure and wears a stethoscope.

i spend most of my of my life thinking its a huge waste of time.

distance

something is missing and empty. did we take this for granted and then push it too far?

i know you a little less every day.

breakable girls and boys

i dont want to fight anymore. im too tired and sad.

i walk down streets in the middle of the night

"I have come to learn I'll only see you interrupting my dreams at night and that's alright."
Ingrid Michaelson

"If i didn't love you, i would have bailed on you a long time ago."

falling down a well

I fell a long time ago, or maybe not so long ago depending on how you look at it. Either way, I'm still falling. I don't know when i will land or if i ever will. I've been experiencing a total loss of motivation in all aspects of my life. I always start off so determined to turn my life around and take the road less taken. Instead i end up exactly where i always am. Maybe its my fate to fail at these parts of my life so that i'll be humble later on. I don't need that though. I'm humble already. Humble to the point of self-loathing. This has always been so. The few experiences i do have in my life seem to be constantly spiraling out of control. There is something wrong in my mind.

I am completely neurotic with no end in sight.