This one's for lauren:

Social darwinism isn't an accurate way to percieve the human race. when he came up with it he KNEW it was in no way applicable to human nature. he knew this because he knew people like LAUREN MANGIAFORTE would try to use his science to prove their insignificance, blasphemy i say. i for one say that lauren mangiaforte is in no way less significant because of her relationship status. nore is anyone. no one should be labeled "weak" in the social darwinism theory for his/her heart's untamable desires. relationships in highschool are like Stanford; OVERRATED. sure sure go on dates have fun whatever but please, long term relationships in highschool are like old navy flip flops, easy to get comfortable with, but after a while your feet start to get dirty but you can't stop wearing them because you don't know what life was like before you had them.

call me a hypocrite, i don't care, in fact, i'll give you the list of reasons why i am a hypocrite:
1. Greg Piotrowski
2. Harrison Wenger
3. Carter Schultz
4. Steve Newby

yes yes so i guess i had "long term" relationships with these people if you consider 3 months long term. either way i learned from them all and i made the rule to not have long relationships with anyone else after i broke up with each of them. so much for listening to my own rules. or any rules for that matter. "anarchy in the U.K." (i thought that was a lot funnier than it actually was because courtney didnt laugh at all)

Anyway, the fact of the matter is, lauren mangiaforte, that the entire world is a conspiracy and you ARE the goat around you and we are ALL against you. ME worst of all. no but seriously, dont stress about boys, you know youre better than that. lets just leave that to the much less creative type, because i'm sure you and i could both come up with something much more original to bitch about rather than the opposite sex. because petronella, you are B-E-A-UTIFUL! and soon enough everyone will understand. high school is lame ass anyway.