Monday, February 21, 2011

Yes, i keep diet cokes in the same fridge as rabies vaccinations.

If you never thought it was possibly to be moderately wounded and cut by an ice cream scoop, I'm here to tell you that you're wrong. I have a nasty infection on my finger as proof that you can, in fact, cut your finger with an ice cream scoop while using it to get frozen chunky peanut butter out of the jar.

I was also attacked by a 6 month old bichon puppy. I'm like a walking wonder of the world.

And yes, I would use amoxy from the clinic if I knew the right human dose. I'm not quite naive enough to think I would take the same amount as a 130lb dog.

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