Its nosebleed season!

Does shoveling poop count as cardio? I'm so sick of Facebook and completely ridiculous staus updates ex. "My dad is having a colonoscopy tomorrow. Pray for no polyps!" Though this is true, 1. It is totally inappropriate for a Facebook status and 2. Am I really asking people to pray for my dad's colon?

What has happened to the world? Is it Chicago? Is it the US? Is it everywhere? I don't know if this sharp decline of civilization is a recent event or if I'm just recently catching on. Is it the school system? Why is it so much harder to become a doctor than a teacher? Illiteracy has become an epidemic in America and it has left us with a grave prognosis. That's so fucking cliche and so fucking true.