Halloween is always really lame. Next year I am going to be Annie Hall. Because I'm just so into Menswear.
Half marathon in 5 days. If I don't improve by at least a minute I'm going to be annoyed but defintiely not surprised.
Don't feed your dog Kibbles N Bits. Don't feed your cat Alley Cat. These are both very pathetic excuses for pet food. If you can't afford Iams, then you can't afford your animal.
Who wouldn't want to publish this brilliance?
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