I am bringing this blog back from the dead i kid you not.

for the last... i dont know... really long time, i have been on somewhat of a hiatus with thechoke and have either forgotten to write or just had nothing poignant or beautiful to say. this is going to stop here. I am going to come out of this hiatus with a new connection to my blog and i will not disappoint my thousands of fans like blink 182 did when they decided just to break up after theirs.

Northfield, Minnesota is one of the most boring places on earth.
The town slogan is "Colleges, Cows and Contentment."

Need i say more?


I plan to actually write in this regularly from here on out. i thought about trying to get it published but then i realized that
a) no one would read it and more importantly
b) there is so much copywrite infringement all over the place with my unnamed artists and authors scattered throughout that i would never want to take the time to actually go through it and give all those people the proper credit needed for publishing.


I hate when you think of really clever things in the shower and then when you finally get dressed and back to the computer, you cant remember any of it. thats how i feel right now. i had a thousand really funny things to write on this that i thought of in the shower and of course i cant remember a damn one of them. (except the blink 182-hiatus thing, i did remember that from the shower).