Dolphins have culture

The new year is a stupid holiday.  I don't want to celebrate the dawning of another year closer to 30. Its annoying when people say things like "2010 was terrible, I hope 2011 is better." It wont be better, its a whole year. There are inevitably bad things that will happen over the course of 365 days.

I don't want to go get drunk, get sick, throw up, get mad, yell at people, argue with matt incoherently, piss matt off, die in an ice storm, and then have no one come to the funeral because Im an angry drunk.

Lets get wasted and show the world how cool we are!

You can judge all the world on the sparkle that you think it lacks

You can stare into the abyss, but its staring right back.

Please don't blow your anals on my shirt

Every post from 2007 is a horrendous cliche. But man do things change.

And the only thing about time that seems to be flying is the amount of it that I spend poor.

Thor is such an appropriately toolish name for a butthead German shepherd.

Fitter happier more productive

When given an ultimatum,  its hard to pick the person because he/she gave you a fucking ultimatum.

Leave all your love and your loving behind

I don't think ill ever be happy with who I am. Oh well.

Picadillo

I can't stop saying things are cute.

Assertiveness

I feel like I have to sensor everything I say. I can't talk to you about anything that is important to me or worries me. I need space. You say I'm not assertive but what's the point? You're bringing me down. You're negative all the time.

I want to be able to talk about my insecurities without feeling belittled. I don't want to feel emotionally drained after every argument.

And eating healthy is not an eating disorder.

Stoked for kumas

Its weird how much our society loves movies

Down and out

I need to get out of illinois.

I really need to delete my Facebook.

Awesome

I can't wait for Christmas to be over.

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

Tomorrow I want to work out, skip work, and spend money I don't have.

I do.

So dark

Its cold and pitch.

Tonight I will make experimental smores cupcakes.

Eric's home. Praise the lord!

Woops

I spent $88 on ornaments from crate and barrel.

Today a dog peed on me before we euthanized it. I guess I deserved that.

My ignorant american thought of the day

Re: Salman Rushdie

"It would probably be pretty badass to have a fatwa out on you."

I'm glad I didn't actually say this out loud to anyone.

Just end already

I hate studying.

drunk amazoning

salman rushdie- the satanic verses
saul williams- the dead emcee scrolls
saul williams- said the shotgun to the head
saul williams- s/he


woops.

at least i got free shipping. i need to get an amazon visa. i don't know why i have an american airlines mastercard. lord knows i don't go anywhere.

said the shotgun to the head

"With or without a belief in God, all kisses are metaphors decipherable by allocations of time, circumstance, and understanding"

"Come, my love, we have oceans to sail"

saul.williams.


there aren't enough books, words. there aren't enough moments. not enough quiet, noise. not enough pause. not enough forgiveness, patience. not enough cliches. too many cliches. not enough common sense. too much self-proclaimed brilliance. ego-tryst.

answer the first one first

i don't know what kind of idea i am.

who is the lamb and who is the knife?

there must be something else that i'm supposed to do with my life. i just don't know what it is. im so fucking sick of this.

im not even sure if i like animals anymore.

i thought that i used to be clever and lost it, but after reading posts circa 2004, i realized i actually never was clever. just angsty. sad realization. but those seem to be going around lately.

Feel better!

I miss everyone  throwing up while walking through the little ceasars drive through in winona.

I miss the dead silence while we ate our hot and readys.

I also miss hung over breakfasts in winona and northfield.

Things I miss about stolaf:

1. Bag lunches

2. Caribou Fridays

3. Everything about the cage

4. Pause pizza

5. Watching at least 2 episodes of friends before studying every day

6. Being able to go to the library and study with my friends

7. The trek to lot I/j

8. Pretty buildings/interesting classes

9. Going to target almost everyday.

10. THE CAF!