Sick of it all

I swear if I don't get at least a b in biochem I'm applying to law school. This time I mean it.

1:58

Annoyed but glad to be done.

Tin man

I don't want to run this half Marathon tomorrow and if I don't beat my last time (1:57:23) by at least 10 seconds I'm going to be annoyed.

26 degrees here I come.

Prereq ridiculous

I'm glad I don't meet Harper college's reading prerequisite for microbiology when I have a BA in English. I hate academia. When I send you my transcripts, FUCKING SAVE THEM!

A.d.i.d.a.4r.

All day I dream about 4runners. And what it would be like to have a car with 4 doors and 4 wheel drive. 4444444!


Also- awesome about alexi losing!

political interest or unrest?

its nice to see so many people interested in politics even if they are misguided democrats who believe "mom on a mission" is a legit campaign slogan. hahahaha. go vote!

Stop hitting my car

I really just want a 4runner. I think a steel bumper would look kind of stupid on my accord.

Haitus?

Halloween is always really lame. Next year I am going to be Annie Hall. Because I'm just so into Menswear.

Half marathon in 5 days. If I don't improve by at least a minute I'm going to be annoyed but defintiely not surprised.

Don't feed your dog Kibbles N Bits. Don't feed your cat Alley Cat. These are both very pathetic excuses for pet food. If you can't afford Iams, then you can't afford your animal.

Who wouldn't want to publish this brilliance?

i no longer remember what exactly is important to me.

free shipping free shipping

now that my ipod is charged i really have no excuse for not working out. especially since ive had so many everclear mixed drinks in the last 2 days.

courtney what do you want for christmas?

the more you look at the word "Utah" the less it makes sense.

frye boots. frye boots. frye boots.

text conversation with eric from last night-
eric: i found one [jacket] i want its on your wall.
me: well come up with some more stuff cause that's only $20
eric: how much more do i need to spend to demonstrate that i'm an effective consumer whore?
me: ok...


i demonstrate my effectiveness almost every day. i hate myself.

so Eliot was a chauvinist

"No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous-
Almost, at times, the Fool."
T.S. Eliot


Does Welbutrin make me well?

its strange how things change

i see two lives.

Robert Frost- The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Because it was grassy and wanted wear,
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I marked the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

im sick of always going to school

i don't think i'll ever know how to do a job if you don't have to study for it.

eric went running with me!

let's go to the CL. thanksgiving at crab lake. unfortunately not in our new house because it doesn't have heat.

but it is made of logs!

also has been officially named TFC (even on our signs). which stands for The F Cabin. And the F doesn't stand for "family" regardless of what my mom tries to tell you. I don't know how i feel about this name. i haven't decided if its trashy or not. but i think its better than mark's idea of "Axel Acres."

After i created TFC, i regretted it because it caught on. Then i created "Annex Overflow" but no one seemed to like that, even though i thought it was significantly more clever.

also- the signs that say "Billhymer's TFC" (which doesn't even make sense, thanks big bill), are 6 feet long. Which seems huge because when you drive by them you would think 3-4 feet but they aren't. I think ill change them when eric and i inherit. at least i have like 30 years to think of a better name. or i just have to come up with something else for the TFC acronym. like billhymers tutti frutti cabin.

darling, I'm down and lonely.

right where it starts, it ends.


so sentimental. not sentimental, no.

do i believe in signs?

lately i've been sleep walking.

i seem to have lost myself.

hot coffee

I don't care who you are, even my darling mother, if you drive 45 in a 55, I will hate you. at least temporarily.

Also, what does it take to get coffee that is actually hot when you buy it? If it doesn't burn my mouth, I don't want it.

And I don't care who you are, even my darling father (who was raised in Utah and therefore is partially excused), if you say "I did good" I will hate you and think you are uneducated. or at least poorly educated.

Indy the Fatty

well if you have a dog with bad teeth, i don't recommend switching to science diet t/d. unless you want a fat dog with bad teeth.

i haven't worked out in a week. i need more time! where is the time!?

i don't really know how i'm going to take genetics next semester if you have to check on  your flies every six hours and i obviously can't drive to dekalb every 6 hours to do that.

"See Mom, I told you it was a girl"

I have changed my career path three times in the last 7 posts. kill me. Well its going to end up being one of them.

the title of this post refers to a comment this girl made to her mom as i was passing them while running around Volkening lake.

I still don't have my tattoo memorized

I'm excited about the Droid for several reasons:
1. it runs Android as an operating system rather than windows or linux.
2. FINALLY a cool and decent phone from Motorola
3. FINALLY a cool and decent Motorola phone on Verizon

is it still ok to say "cool"? i just reread that and thought it sounded really lame.

Thank god i opted for the one year contract on my current piece of shit toy phone.

This weekend is the ski and snowboard convention and i need to get new boots cheap. My permanent euro-frostbite is going to get annoying.

Matt is officially 23 and Courtney isn't far behind. The closer we get to 25, the more terrified i am of actually starting my life. Luckily none of us really have careers yet so i still feel like we are 20.

Someone at Northern called me an OLE yesterday when i was wearing my usual stolaf attire. I was so excited even though it was a 75 year old man.

June the horse died at the Heritage farm on Saturday. It was sad.

brilliance surrounds me

I will judge you if you can't even come close to finishing the Tribune's Monday crossword puzzle.

I will hate you for saying "I did good" or any variation thereof. by saying this, any moderately intelligent comments you may have made earlier are completely negated.

I don't even think I need to say anything about "I don't got nothing."

this is non-negotiable.


This phase of my life is less endurable than purgatory. Yes, that is a little dramatic.